Rage Mage Reviews!
Ladies and gentlemen, NPCs of all ages: Prompto Argentum.
He’s a slack-jawed, prepubescent, Green Day drop out punk rock floozy with hair like a chocobo’s butt and a self-described eye for photography. It is merely self-described, in his high-pitched Chuck E. Cheese voice. He also has the least useful skill out of the four-member boy band of Final Fantasy XV. While you’ve got mama Ignis who can cook, Gladio who can… well heck even Noctis can fish. And then there’s Prompto. He takes photographs.
I’m sure that will come in handy when trying to save the world.
Not only is he less useful than an arthritic hairstylist, but he’s a bad photographer on top of that. Or perhaps it takes real talent to immortalize these awkward scenes. Bear witness to the worst photographer in video game history! Can you think of someone worse? Maybe the kid from Pokémon Snap?
Do you even snap, bro?